I literally just created an account just to write this because that's how baffled I am. It's not every day I watch a movie and feel like I've been robbed of two hours I'll never get back. The first movie? Not exactly Oscar-worthy, but hey, it did its job as a popcorn flick. This sequel though? A two-hour cinematic lullaby. And when the credits finally roll after what feels like an eternity you'll blink, look around, and wonder if your TV accidentally skipped an entire final act. Then comes the existential crisis: this actually got made. By real people. With a budget. And probably a marketing team. Let that sink in.

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